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This was only heightened by the fact that most of the men at the event were, as I said, aggressively average -- like, community-college average. Don't get me wrong. Most of the men were hilarious -- unintentionally, that is.

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One gentleman, for example, interrupted me halfway throughout our introductions and asked with a smile, "Are you a Greek god? Flattered, and with a bit of beer foam dribbling out of my mouth, I politely declined. I know how that scenario usually ends: By the end of the night, I had met about 16 different men, and I can tell you that the look of disappointment that flashed on their faces upon seeing me never got old. I tried my best to be my most "top" self like trying to polish a turd, as they say.

Alas, despite my greatest efforts, I was not a very convincing top. I might have had better luck convincing them I was a a very lost and confused lesbian. There is nothing speedy about speed dating. I was bottoming out after talking to guy after guy for four hours. By the time I got to the handsomest man in the room, I could tell we were both exhausted.

I was tired from putting on the performance of my life, and he was tired from all the normals he'd had to speak to. I had no desire to impress or pretend to be interested in anything that wasn't sleep -- or pizza, or a burrito, or both at the same time -- which is a shame, because this gentleman was like a surprisingly nice dessert section in a really bad buffet.

I could still tell he had a great personality to match his Prince Eric looks.

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Unfortunately, we were both the human equivalents of melted ice at the bottom of a cooler previously filled with beer, dreams and the empty promise of a good time. Speed dating, even the kind tailored toward your preferred sexual role, is a great alternative to the more obvious option: The human race must have really pissed off a love god from some pantheon to be punished with the literal hell that is OKStupid. Although I have no plans to meet with any of the men from my speed-dating event, I'm glad I went. Date and Time Wed, January 23, 8: Map and Directions View Map. Event Ended. View Details.

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